News and Meme for Kicks and Giggles!

I just gained a new job at a local waterpark resort! <--"We're men, we're men in tights!--" It's minimum wage, but I won't argue with tips and benefits. More than I get driving, that's for sure. To my watchers (all 20 of them) I'm a little epic on Mana's latest journals about the CF. Goes to show even a unicorn bites, yes? If anyone is feeling a little down, take a look. Guaranteed pick-me-up.

And now for some silliness! (Which I prefer over toothaches and andropause)
Rules:

1. You must answer EVERY question honestly.
2. If someone tags you, you MUST do this.

Honestly.


1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
Orange tiger print. What? Men aren't supposed to wear animal print?

2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
I love mass hysteria.

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
This meme. Duh!

4. Honestly, what did you do today?
got up, drove to the coast, chatted with some close friends...

5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
Yes; I'm married. Duh.

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
Two words: Road. Rage. But he's okay, I didn't run him off the road.

7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
Disney has to be the biggest waste of brains now that they only focus on witchcraft and "alternative family-oriented lifestyles." I prefer History Channel.

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
No, jealousy isn't something I deal with.

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
My wife and child. I'm drowning in a sea of estrogen, but we all make sacrifices

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
No, but I do pick my nose. I've gotten good at flicking boogers, too.

11. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
Ecstatic!

12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
No.

13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
He's a riot when I can get him to talk...

14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
Who doesn't? I have broken just about every ten commandment. Multiple gods: what nonsense.

16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
Three people, each women, and each blonds. One's horrendously fat, the other lacks common sense, and the last is stranded somewhere I don't care.

17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?
My daughter. She's cute, especially when she juts her little lip out in a pout. Makes me laugh every time, even when I'm scolding her.

18. Honestly, are you loyal?
I don't cheat. What's the point to "being with someone" if you are going to boff another chick?

19. Honestly, are you in denial?
No, that's a river in Egypt.

20. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
Yeah. Are we talking mainstream or "alternative," because I'm partial to light bondage.

21. Honestly, who is your best friend?
He...kind of...isn't talking to me.

22. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?
Yeah, so? I don't drink very often because 1)role model, and 2)I'm an angry drunk.

23. Honestly, do you like someone?
I like all my friends. They wouldn't be friends if I didn't like them, would they?

24. Honestly, does anyone like you?
[looks at Mana] She better!

25. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
It better!

26. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
Now WHY would I answer an honesty meme dishonestly? There's no cake in this!

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In the works:

still bending my mind around a table from an alternate dimension. However, an obligatory political cartoon does tickle my fancy.
(umm...females are still androgenous...)
Maybe if I wore lingerie all day long I'd get a better idea about what's "girly?" I suck at DnD, BTW.
Backdrops for catapulting a manga!